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Dumb Hoodie

Dumb Hoodie

Regular price $80.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $80.00 USD
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No thoughts...he's just like me frfr

If you buy this hoodie you can say "I bought fuwa's dumb hoodie" or "I guess I'll wear the dumb hoodie today".

Designed for oversized, wide fit. PLEASE, do NOT size up.
Please refer to sizing chart for sizing suggestions.

- fluffy embroidered dumb lil guy
- stretchy mock turtle neck
- puffy lantern sleeves w/ flower embroidery on the left sleeve
- oversized hood w/ inside anti-static lining for your hair
- 85% 365GSM cotton | 15% polyester (heavy fall/winter hoodie)
- synthetic cashmere lined insides (super soft!)
- chunky wide drawstrings
- in-seam pockets on both sides, with one pocket featuring microfiber lined outside so that you can reach your hands in and use it as a glove to clean your glasses or phone! VIDEO

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Machine washable (cool water), do not tumble dry, do not iron.

Fluffy hoodie material may shed a little on the first washes, you may choose to hand wash the hood before machine washing to decrease lint from gathering on other items. After the first hand wash, feel free to machine wash on a gentle cycle, as normal!

Best to hang dry, for maximum fluffiness.

Since the material is not 100% cotton, the polyester may be too sensitive, and can be damaged if the iron is too hot.
You can steam it instead! Or put a thick towel in between the iron to lessen the impact of the heat. We do not recommend placing the iron directly on fabric that is part synthetic.

  • < 5'0"

    Order an EXTRA SMALL for an already oversized fit.

    Try a SMALL size for an oversized fit!

    We do not recommend sizing up for this style! This item is created for a "no pants" look!

  • 5’5” - 5’8”

    Order a MEDIUM for an already oversized look, or LARGE for a VERY baggy look.

    5’9” - 6’+
    Recommend a LARGE for a regular baggy look.

  • Plus size & extra small sizes:

    Plus size options available during preorders only!

    Our small business has to meet minimum order quantities to restock our XS and XL sizes!

This hoodie is made for a baggy, oversized fit!

It features a drop shoulder sleeve, meaning the sleeves are attached very low on the sides, making for a "bat wing" look, and making the hoodie very wide by default. Please only size up for length!

Many customers will fit even an XS, so please follow sizing recommendations, and measure for the desired sleeve & front length!

Hoodie Sizing Chart

SizeChest (Across)Sleeve LengthFront LengthBase Across
XS 68cm | 26.75in 61cm | 24in 57cm | 22.5in 50cm | 19.75in
S 70cm | 27.5in 63cm | 24.75in 59cm | 23.25in 51cm | 20in
M 74cm | 29in 65cm | 25.5in 62cm | 24.5in 54cm | 21.25in
L 77cm | 30.3in 67cm | 26.5in 65cm | 25.5in 57cm | 22.5in
XL 78cm | 30.75in 69cm | 27.25in 67cm | 26.5in 59cm | 23.25in